Somewhere in TV Land at this very moment, Charlie Brown is contemplating failure. Fat Albert's gang is helping a pregnant woman deliver a baby. The Six Million Dollar Man is showing Horton Budge the Ghost of Christmas Future. Arthur Fonzarelli is hiding in his apartment because he has no family to visit. The Brady Bunch is praying for Mrs. Brady to get her voice back. Boss Hogg is taking gifts to the Duke Boys. Rich Little is laughing like James Mason. Luke, Han and Leia are trying to figure out if they're celebrating Christmas or an extended Thanksgiving. Somewhere out there in TV Land, Frosty is melting. My heart breaks. Thank you, TV Land, for showing me how to celebrate Christmas.
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.